Who Said Poetry Is Boring?

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I was dreaming;
That is why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss;
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other;
That is until i met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you;
But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away;
What have you stepped on to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell;
Except for maybe 'Go to hell'.

11. What inspired this amorous ryhme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime!

Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus

Do you really wanna know who said this phrase "Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus". I don't see any living organism on planet Mars, neither on planet Venus. So how is that phrase possible? What is so nice about Venus and Mars? Why not choose other planets like Jupiter or Saturn? This phrase comes from the title of a book published on May 1992 by John Gray. It is a mythological thing that he adopts because of Roman God Mars and Goddess Venus.

How many Gods are there? Isn't there only 1 God? He has written that book and it is about males and females relationship. Honestly I haven't read that book and I don't plan to buy it. Me, myself had gone through some experience from childhood till now(18). Guess what? I'm gaining more experience! A relationship can be complicated and sophisticated or it may just go along very well like Romeo and Juliet except for the killing themselves part.

Romeo saw this girl Juliet and loved her at first sight...if you all haven't watched the movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Romeo and Claire Danes as Juliet, please watch it for those who are in love or being loved, not by parents but by someone special. I got touched with the show because it opened my eyes on what a couple must do but I do not see that happening. After marriage is divorce. Then what happen next? Fall for another girl?

I'm speaking for the boys part because I am a boy but any boy who is reading this, I apologise in advance.

TO THE GIRLS:
If boys like you, it doesn't mean that they are going to get married. So why make a big fuss about being admired or not girls? Isn't it good that somebody admires you? When a guy admires you, it means that you are attractive and they want to make friends with you. Loving or not that is another matter. At least you can have friends and who knows maybe good friends or click along with each other but don't go fishing for boy friends and play with them because they get easily hooked on to ur bait but u let the fish back to the origin. The boys will get emo but if girls tend to mix along for a long time without boys, I guessed you all know what is the reaction already. For those who are in the all girls school will see many of them.
Yes you have got it right lesbians and tomboys, some will not fall in neither of that catagory because they have exposure to boys, not EXPOSE to boys. Well if you girls are starting to have boy friend at a very young age, my advice is to make sure your studies comes first because most boys have wicked plans. You get me? They just come and go, come and go. If you are really lucky to have a good, caring and loving boy friend, ask him to wait for you. After schooling days are over then continue. The reason I say like this is because a girl will tend to anything for the boy she really loves a lot. This is know as multi-tasking! Now you all understand why women actually can perform better than men sometimes. Many girls are trained from a very young age. When multi-tasking is performing, the girl has to entertain her boy friend and study. If the girl doesn't reply his messages or calls, he will get irritated or afraid that something might happen to the girl. I almost forget about another point which is girls have PMS and the boys do not know the feeling of them. Well at least some boys care for their love ones, not like some of those punks who had sex with some girls and leave them. That's unforgivable! Girls must not fall into any of their wicked plans even though how much you girls love them. You can be naughty but never be bad! Furthermore, girls try not to wear so transparent or little like not wearing your pantie and show off your ass! Whoops my mistake, its not "showing your ass" but its fashion to pull down your pants until ur ass pops out? Please do not do that, it may turn on many switches and make things straight.

TO THE BOYS:
Boys what I will write about you all will not be as long as the girls part but all I want to say is "Ei, boys! Be a man! Do the right thing!" You guys must control no matter what. I know seeing a sexy and pretty girl makes you go infinity on high but that is within your own. Do not show it to people how you feel e.g. "(peeweeet) Hey u look sexy!" or "OMG that girl is so damn hot lah". Do not act like a hooligans please! Girls prefer boys to be romantic, matured, to have sense of humor, responsibility and the most important is to have good characteristic. You do not have to look like Brad Pitt or Wang Lee Hom to get a suitable girl friend. All you have to do is study hard to get into college and then get a degree, earn a living to take care of your girl friend. Do not waste so much on them if you are still schooling because money can't buy love. If you have a girl friend now, talk to her properly so that she won't get emo and start cutting her wrist or carve your name on her skin. Talk to her until both of you and her will wait until school is over. Hey the school i meant was after your SPM! The most is 2 years only if you are in Form 4, SPM over already then go out with her. Its that easy! Who knows if there is a better "chick" in the college? Well my friends got a few targets in the college. Here is a secret...shh...do not tell anyone...actually the girls in colllege is so much hotter and sexier than in the school you have seen. Wanna meet them? Go prove to your parents that you are eligible to enter college, study hard and court the girl that you fall for there. =P

TO BOYS AND GIRLS:
Get hold of the 1 you love and make sure the other partner loves you too when you are in college. If either 1 of them do not accept you then do not worry, just be friends and then who knows maybe 1 day they will change their feelings and want to be with you. Well love is a gift that God gave us, so don't go spread your love to so many girls or boys! Just give it to whom that is special and to God who gave us n showed us love.